Lesson Of The Day: Good things come to those who wait!

Keeping It Real:  It is not always about trying to be on some microwave ish, everything quick and in an instant, its cool to sit back, relax, relate and release! Slow motion is fine at times too! Ya Dig?

Lesson Of The Day: GOD is GOOD!

Keeping It Real: All the time and if you don't anything about the goodness of God, your LOSS! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Tough times don't last BUT tough people do!

Keeping It Real: When the going gets tough, the tough gets going! Ya Dig?

Lesson Of The Day: A hard head makes for a soft butt!

Keeping It Real: I think person needs to fall sometimes & not have a cushion to land on. It makes a person more responsible & also respect whatever they did wrong in the 1st place! You can teach, but will they learn?, You can lecture, but will they listen? If they fall, they can stay down or get up & keep it moving! Ya Dig?

Me....

If you want to know where I have been...Take a look over my shoulder. If you want to know where I am...Put on a pair of my shoes and stand where I am. If you want to know where I am going....You might want to buckle up and keep your hands and feet inside the ride!

Lesson Of The Day: I am soooo lucky!

Keeping It Real: Uhhhhhh NO, you are Blessed! Even when you are sitting at the gambling table and win, even when you play the lottery and win...Blessings comes disguised as many different things! Ya Dig?...

Electronic Pickpocket

When using 800 #'s & speaking with c/s reps

I want to ask each of you to consider doing the following when you are talking on the phone to any US customer service representative that is based in a foreign country (like India ).  Any time you call an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health insurance, insurance, you name it) and you are transferred to a representative (like in India), please consider doing the following:

After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very politely (very politely - this is not about trashing other cultures) say, "I'd like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America ."  The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, "Thank you, but I'd like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA ."  YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED to a rep in the USA .  It only takes less than one minute to have your call re- directed to the USA .  

Imagine if tomorrow, every US citizen who has to make such a call and then requests a US rep, imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be created ASAP.  Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on. 

If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this - see what I mean...it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101.

Remember - the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home - not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep.  If you agree, please tell 10 people you know and tell them to tell 10 people they know....etc...etc...

Lesson Of The Day: Let it all hang out!

Keeping It Real: hahaha, some folks take that literally! If you have to ask, then you already know the answer! Belly shirts and little shorts are not made for everybody! Just because it is in your size does not mean you can WEAR it! Respect yourself, Ya Dig?

Lesson Of The Day: If I can do it, so can you!

Keeping It Real: BULLSHIT! I so hate that cliche! Just because I can fly a plane doesn't mean the next person can! Each and every person is different! Just because you can't achieve ANOTHER person's goal does not make you incompetent or stupid! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Tired of doing this!

Keeping It Real: Life issues and choices are about learning and growing and if you don't want to be in it, don't waste another minute! Do your thang! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Hungover

Keeping It Real: It is ok to drink, but just know when you overindulge, there are consequences and repercussions! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Best way to get into my pants!

Keeping It Real: Is to borrow my jeans! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Think before you speak!

Keeping It Real: Eating hateful, condescending, belittling, spiteful & ignorant words will never give you indigestion! Ya Dig?..

Lesson of The Day: Its the thought that counts!

Keeping It Real: mmm hmm, How many of you have said that, but, knowing that in your mind you were thinking, I just spent what? and all I get is this bullshit ass gift or a damn card!!! Oh HELL NO they didn't?!!! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Damn, I messed up!

Keeping It Real: Life issues sometimes can take unexpected detours that may seem like mistakes but really are opportunities to learn and grow! That's what life is about, right?, learning and then growing from your mistakes! Ya Dig?

Jails & Nursing Homes

Here's the way it should be:

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:

Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc.

They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly... if they fell or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.

All meals and snacks would be brought to them.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.

Simple clothing - ie. shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.

There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.

Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.

They would receive daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.

The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.

As for the criminals:

They would receive cold food.

They would be left alone and unsupervised.

They would receive showers once a week.

They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.

They would have no hope of ever getting out.

"Sounds like justice to me!" Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: I got "all" of this and they don't have anything!

Keeping It Real: : Never look down on anybody, unless you're helping them up. Ya Dig?

Lesson Of The Day: Green

Keeping It Real: Money, marijuana, weed, collards, turnips, mustards, the color, envy & jealousy! One word, so many different meanings! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: I put it all in God's hands!

Keeping It Real: God Is Good and can do everything BUT FAIL! Amen! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: I hope and I wish

Keeping It Real: Hoping and wishing can make a difference but praying never lets you down! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Celebrities & Paparazzi

Keeping It Real: You worked the better part of your life trying to get recognized & noticed to acclaim fame and then you shun the limelight, bright lights & spotlights once you have arrived! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: I wish you prosperity!

Keeping It Real: Prosperity is a way of living and thinking! Not just having money and or things! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: I am so unhappy!!

Keeping It Real: Look for reasons to be happy and you will find them! Just when you least expect it, life sneaks in a great & wonderful surprise! So be happy! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Cross My heart and hope to die!

Keeping It Real: How many times as a child and some grown folks do this now said this and KNEW YOU WERE LYING? I know I should have died thousands of times, lol but God is a Merciful, Understanding & FORGIVING God! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Child/Teenager says: I want some PRIVACY!

Keeping It Real: I respect your privacy, but until you start paying the cost to be the BOSS, I make the damn rules, NOT YOU! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Smile

Keeping It Real: Never underestimate the power of a smile! That small act of kindness can make a huge difference in yourself and to others! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Everyone makes mistakes!!

Keeping It Real: We are our own worst critic! Next time, pat yourself on the back and know that you did your best! Your best is always better than good enough! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Man, that was a last minute thing!

Keeping It Real: If it wasn't for last minutes, nothing would ever get done! Ya Dig?..

Yoplait Whips

Yoplait has GREAT yogurt, but these 2 flavors, oh my goodness! I am not a BIG chocolate eater, but it is creamy, LIGHT, smooth and oh so damn good! The Strawberry Mist, wowser! 

Lesson Of The Day: Damn, that is not what I meant!!

Keeping It Real: Same words, different meanings! The exact same words can conjure up different meanings and images to different people! Ya Dig?

Lesson Of The Day: One size fits all!

Keeping It Real: If it says one size fits all, it will NOT FIT NO DAMN BODY! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: If I don't like it, you shouldn't like it, if you are my friend!

Keeping It Real: Pick & choose your OWN BATTLES! What does not work for some MAY work for another! It's not always about a power struggle! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Speaking of your children, you "trained" them right!

Keeping It Real: You train animals and teach people! Ya Dig?

Lesson Of The Day: Always talking "shit"!!

Keeping It Real: If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would fart ! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: Happy New Year 2011

Keeping It Real: A New Year with New Beginnings! Let us leave behind what we DON'T NEED to carry! Like grudges, pain, fear, sadness, hatred, drama, ugliness & regrets! Life is beautiful! Enjoy it! Ya Dig?..