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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Prepaid Card vs Checking Account

Keeping It Real: Why would a person use a prepaid card UNLESS they have messed up their name in the banking world?

Most prepaids have an annual fee, monthly fees & cost to use your OWN DAMN MONEY! If you shop around, you can find a FREE checking account with a minimal balance requirement or a checking account, where you have to make a certain amount of purchases for it to be free! 

Why would you pay a company to use your own money? Just saying... Ya Dig?...

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: EveryDay Life & Happenings

Keeping It Real: Have you ever been to a comedy club and the comedian talking ish that has and or is happening in your life and you laugh so hard, you can't stop? Have you ever seen a woman disrespecting her man so tough, you wanted to step up and say damn, be a man, say something? or a man disrespecting his woman or even laying hands on her and you wanted to intervene? What about light skin women wanting dark skin men and dark skin women wanting a light skin man?, and the same goes with the men. Don't you just love it when a Black person says to a dark skin person, you are a pretty dark skin person, like being dark is ugly! Ya Dig?...

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Real Husbands Of Hollywood

Kevin, I am hoping there is a series coming out soon! That shit was too funny, same characters too! Nick, You, Bobby & Nelly....

I just mentioned there are so many women reality shows, where are the men shows?? I think you have something here man, do the damn thing! Thanks...Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: What The Hell Moment On BET Awards

Keeping It Real: What the HELL???? LOL The fan, Tiffany Green, read the name "Chris Brown," then immediately corrected herself and said, "I'm sorry, the winner is Rihanna."  But the winner wasn't Rihanna. It was Drake...or was it? Ha. She said she was so embarrassed, because the teleprompter had shit all wrong, was it a blunder cuz shit has never, ever happened like that before! Ya Dig?...

Monday, June 27, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: "NO" Men

Keeping It Real: Hahahaha, if Kevin Hart didn't say it so WELL last night on the BET awards show, he said a MOUTH FULL! 

I have been saying for years, RICH people, not JUST celebrities NEED a "NO" man in their entourage! 

They have so many ass kissers and folks who say yes to their everything REGARDLESS if it is wrong, abusive, degrading, harmful, insulting and ignorant! They need someone who isn't afraid to step up to the plate and say "what the fuck are you doing and or saying?" Not just allow this person to think, he can say and do whatever JUST because he is FAMOUS and or have money!!! 

Kevin, I applaud how you let some of the entertainers know the TRUTH, last night! You didn't get down and dirty on SOME like you should have but overall, you did the damn thing! Ya Dig?....

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Thy Will Be Done..

Keeping It Real: Heavenly Father; I Come to you As Humble As I Know How. I Confess My Sins, Those Known & Unknown. Lord, you Know I'm Not Perfect & I Fall Short Every day Of My Life. I Just Want to Take Time Out to Say Thank you. Thank you for your Mercy. Thank you for My Home, Car, Food, Life, Everything I Do Have. I Realize That this Life I'm Living Is Full Of Trials & Tribulations But Thank you for Not Putting More On Me Than I Can Bear. 

The Next Time I Get Ready to Complain,  I Will Tell The Devil I Am A Blessed Child Of God & I Have More to Be Thankful for Than to Worry About. We Must Go Thru The Storm to Appreciate The Sunshine!!! Ya Dig?...

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Women Issues

Keeping It Real: MENopause, MENstruation, HYSterectomy, MENtal illness, SURgery and last but not least MANipulate! Ya Dig?...

Friday, June 24, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Commercials Marketing

Keeping It Real: Some of my best belly laughs come from watching some of the most fularious commercials of all time!


I just love the new ATT one with the spider image on the phone and how the woman reacts and dude beats the hell outta phone thinking it is real! LOL Then they have the one about Febreze and woman shows up at laundromat with her mattress trying to freshen it up! LOL I just love the State Farm insurances ones!!

The skills that go along with marketing a brand, makes me wish I would have put my marketing degree to use! Ya Dig?..

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Cheating Reaction

Keeping It Real: Why is it that whenever a woman is cheated on and she finds out, we get upset BUT when we find out the woman is still around, why do we FORGET all about the cheating ass man and do our best to UPSTAGE the OTHER woman?, but when a man finds out his woman has been cheating, HE IS FINISHED with her?


Why do men KNOW to kick the cheater to the curb and be through, but we as women go the other route and will take his lying, cheating ass back, time after time?!


Bottomline, he cheated and we need to start acting & thinking like a man when it comes cheating!! Ya Dig?...

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Myths, Legends, Folklore & Ish That's Just Not True!

Keeping It Real: Some white men CAN jump! ALL Black men penises are NOT LONG! Black men do give ORAL sex! Step on a crack, you won't break your mother's back! Splitting a pole, breaking a mirror, black cat walks in front of you will NOT bring you 7 years of bad luck! 2 people doing your hair, the youngest WILL NOT die! If you fall out of bed in your sleep and do not wake up before you hit the floor, you will not die! Crossing your eyes constantly will not make them stay crossed! All Blacks are NOT dumb, just like all whites are NOT smart! Kissing a frog will not make him a prince! Wearing white after Labor Day is NOT A SIN and written in stone, that you can't!! Eating chitterlings in the summer, will not make you sick! Ya Dig?...

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: President Obama Can't Lose For Winning

Keeping It Real: In January 2009, Barack Obama assumed the presidency amid two wars and a spiraling, out of control economy!


Thanks to the hazing, half baked lies & COMPLETE GOP harassment, STILL OUR PRESIDENT RISE! He has accomplished more in two years than many previous presidents did in their ENTIRE TERMS!!!


Donald Trump promised certain things for PROOF of his citizenship and after Obama took time from his busy schedule to prove it, Trump WELCHED, like the asshole he is! 

The best his critics can do is attack his birth right and some of his policies! In fact, the 3 policies that were most widely attacked, were the auto bailout, stimulus and health-care reform, WHICH by the way have turned into sizable political ASSETS!!

He hunted and KILLED the number 1 terrorist of all times: Bin Laden..GOOD RIDDANCE


It is inexcusable that the FIRST BLACK president was FORCED to respond to accusations that he was NOT EVEN qualified to vote let alone be our commander-in-chief can be seen as a low moment in our already racist laced history!! BUT STILL OUR PRESIDENT RISE and stayed focused throughout all the bullshit!!


Historians & folks will look at this era for the content of Obama's policies and not the color of his skin! Simply put, OBAMA IS WINNING!


Here's to all the RACIST, harassing GOPS, REPUBLICANS and the many ASSHOLES who are against our President,  something, I am sure he WANTS to say, BUT CAN"T in front of the masses but MAYBE behind closed doors, KISS HIS BLACK ASS, HATERS!!! Ya Dig?...

Monday, June 20, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: DL Homosexuality

Keeping It Real: If a man LOVES women who is all MUSCLES, ya know, like the overboard fitness women like this:
  

would you think they might be on the DL and like men too? 

How can a man say, he doesn't like men but wants a woman who LOOKS & FEELS like one? 

If a man hangs around with an homosexual, would you think he was on the DL? Would it make you leery to be with him? 

Me, myself says, I can't believe a man who says he doesn't have bi-sexual tendencies, BUT can be with a woman made up like a man and say he doesn't want to be with a man on the downlow! Ya Dig?....

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Happy Father's Day

Keeping It Real: Shoutout to all the men that have made an impact in my life.
1st & foremost God, Thank You, you made everything possible! My Father, Rev Willam Ashley, SR., my grandfathers & their
fathers, my 7 brothers, cousins, nephews, uncles, special friends, mere acquaintances or someone who was nice enough to lend a helping hand or ear, I thank you!
To all the great Fathers, Men, Miss Dads and any person who has taken on the role as a Father, you folks deserve recognition, so take a bow..Happy Father's Day...Ya Dig?..
 

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Papa Was A Rolling Stone!

Keeping It Real: This statement has become the National Anthem for MOST men! There are so many men with different baby's mothers, it is riDAMdiculous!! 

Ladies, if you knew he was a deadbeat and did not take care of his children before you got pregnant with yours, HUH? Yeah, stay with with me on this! OK!!!!

If you lay down with a dog, you are bound to get a deadbeat dad with fleas! Ya Dig?...

Friday, June 17, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Functional Body

Keeping It Real: Sometimes, when there is something physically wrong with you, it can affect you mentally and sometimes when there is something mentally going on with you, it can affect you physically! 

People need to slow down, take a breath and RELAX! It is not written in stone, that you have to be on TOP of everything or be a part of everything! That is why the words BREAK, TIMEOUT, VACATIONS, RELAXATION, ME-TIME hold much weight! 

When you are feeling out of sorts & everything around just seems to be going wrong, take a breather! Ya Dig?...

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Keep What Your Parents Gave Ya!

Keeping It Real: It is so unreal how many people are having cosmetic surgery nowadays! Getting bigger boobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, butt & hip implants, injections in the forehead, face and lips, they are having surgery done on feet to be able to wear certain shoes, hair fused in, black rimmed eyes.


I can see getting it done, if whatever was wrong was a risk to your health, but just because you are NOT happy with the way YOUR PARENTS LOOK!, because that is what it boils down to, you are NOT happy with your looks that you GOT from your parents, so you change it!

Folks used to keep it a secret, now it is EVERYWHERE! So many dissatisfied people who can't stand how their parents look! Ya Dig?... 

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Making Up Ish...

Keeping It Real: If you DIDN'T see it with your own eyes or Hear it with your own ears, don’t invent it with your small mind & share it with your BIG MOUTH! Ya Dig?..
 
Thanks Lynette Russell, for this lesson of the day! Thanks sis

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Wannabe Rappers...

Keeping It Real: If you have NOT established yourself as a rapper BEFORE age 30, GIVE IT UP & turn it loose! 

Why did I turn on TV and Judge Joe Brown, who is NOT a very good judge, in my opinion, was TRYING to rap on his judge show? If I was there, I would have asked him to please stick to the matter at hand, because he was on his way to giving himself a life sentence for that mess! LOL 

So, ladies and gents, if you please, give it up, if it hasn't worked out for you before 30 and OLD MEN and some women too, that tries to rap, IT AINT CUTE!!! Ya Dig?...

Monday, June 13, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Friendship...

Keeping It Real: A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone to treasure.

For friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with Beauty, Joy and Grace and makes the world we live in a better and happier place!
 
They are there for you when times are good and bad! They help you pick up the pieces. They DO NOT under any circumstances talk about you negatively to anybody and if a true friend, does not allow negative words to be said about you with out speaking up!
 
GOOD friends are hard to come by, when they do, you hold on tight! Ya Dig?..

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Thank You, Father...

Keeping It Real: Every day be thankful for what you have and who you are.

Even though I clutch my blanket and growl when the alarm rings. Thank you, Lord, that I can hear. There are many who are deaf.

Even though I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as possible. Thank you, Lord , that I can see. Many are blind.

Even though I huddle in my bed and put off rising. Thank you, Lord, that I have the strength to rise. There are many who are bedridden.

Even though the first hour of my day is hectic, when socks are lost, toast is burned, tempers are short, and my children are so loud.

Thank you, Lord, for my family.. There are many who are lonely.

Even though our breakfast table never looks like the picture in magazines and the menu is at times unbalanced..

Thank you, Lord, for the food we have. There are many who are hungry.

Even though the routine of my job often is monotonous. Thank you, Lord, for the opportunity to work. There are many who have no job.

Even though I grumble and bemoan my fate from day to day and wish my circumstances were not so modest.

Thank you, Lord, for life. Ya Dig?...

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Cocaine/Crack

Keeping It Real: As an ex-crack user, I can say CRACK IS WACK! I know some folks who will say, I use cocaine but never, ever, will I use crack! Let me enlighten your ass, crack and cocaine is the same damn thing! Crack is cooked from the powder you snort! OK?...

There are different ways to use it, like snorting, smoking and shooting it up, I have even seen folks eat it instead of snorting! Bottomline is, if they drug test you, it will come up as COCAINE! It will NOT differentiate if you smoked, snorted, shot it up and or ate it, it will come back as COCAINE! 

Friends and some family members ask, " you are NOT embarrassed to let folks know you used to smoke primos (crack sprinkled on weed)?"! Nope, because it is part of me and my PAST! 

It is not something I am proud of doing, but it was done! Folks want to call me stupid, yeah they are right, it was STUPID to use it, but in NO WAY am I stupid, my actions, maybe, but never the brain. Ya Dig?...

Friday, June 10, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Size Doesn't Matter

Keeping It Real: Hahahaha, betcha' thought this was going to be about penises! NOT! LOL 

It is about men lying about their height and women lying about their size! How many short men under 5'10 you know, who stands about 5'7 but will say they are 5'9 or 5'10? How many women do you know, who will say, they wear a size 12 when they are every bit of a size 16? Say they weigh about 150 when it is closer to 200? 

Size doesn't really matter, so embrace your height and weight gracefully! There is somebody for everybody that will take you at 5'7 and wearing a size 16! Ya Dig?...

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Thursday, June 09, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Drug Testing Welfare Recipients

Keeping It Real: Florida is the first state that is now going to require drug testing for welfare! Some people are crying this is unconstitutional. How is this unconstitutional but it's completely legal that every other working person have to pass a drug test in order to support those on welfare?
I see no reason why my tax dollars have to pay for a person's drug habit. Not only should they start drug testing they should STOP awarding people for being lazy. The system has enabled generations of families to do nothing, but sit back & collect a check every 2 weeks and or every month,  and some can't receive financial aid because they didn't have a baby at 15.  Some can't receive help when they are unemployed because they are not on section 8. The government has even provided cell phones for people on welfare. What the hell do you need a phone for if you DO NOT have a job to go to? 
They get free food, rent, electric, gas, phones, medical services, dentist visits, pay them to go to school, daycare, get their damn hair, nails & FEET done, get their baby daddies and BOYFRIENDS outta jail, buy weed, alcohol, dress like they have a 9-5 job, ride like they are not on gov't aid, party harder than a hardworking 40 hr a week person and then DO NOT WANT TO VOTE! 

I am NOT talking about folks who really need it, I am talking about the lazy ass women and some men too, who just depend on the gov't to get by! I SAY, BRING THOSE DRUGS TESTS ON, GOVERNMENT.

Its going to be a WHOLE BUNCH of hungry children in the USA, but mothers and fathers, if you want the states HELP, give it up and turn it loose ...Ya Dig?!!!

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Celebrities Getting By...

Keeping It Real: Why is that SOME actor/actresses want to sing after getting established as an actor/actress and some singers want to act?! Thing is, MOST are just getting by because of their status, dancing and LOOKS!


Examples: B2K, couldn't SING A LICK live, but they got by because they could dance & were fine as hell! Lisa Ray, CAN NOT ACT, PERIOD!! She got a BIG BUTT and is pretty! Tyra Banks, can't sing or act, but she tried it and thank God, she didn't continue! just to name a few...and the LIST GOES on and on...


Some of these celebs are only getting by because of how they look and NOT THEIR SKILLS!, then they want to take advantage of the status they have and fake ass fans gush, lie and say, that song was good or you were acting your ass off, knowing DAMN well, they have just become a JOKE!!! Like American Idol auditions, where somebody has lied to the contestant and told them they could sing and CAN'T!! Unreal.. 

We even have some that are writing BOOKS, RELATIONSHIP books and never ever went to school for journalism, but are advising people on what to do! it is all about the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR!!!

Please stay in your lane... Ya Dig?..

Happy 1st Anniversay To Donte & Diesha

 
 
Screaming: Happy 1st Anniversary to my son & daughter-in-law! I love you all and wish you many, many anniversaries to come! Love ya...
 
 

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Short Police/Security & Women Police Officers

Keeping It Real: Why is that MOST short police officers and MOST women police officers and I say most because I have a sister-in-law and a friend from high school that are women police officers and it DOES NOT apply to them, but why is it that most short and most women police officers were PUNKS in school and the minute they are given that badge, uniform, car & gun, they become SUPER BAD & TOUGH ASSES?! 

They are usually the meanest ones on the crew and talk the most shit and have never been tough until they become a cop! Almost every short cop and or woman cop I have encountered always seem to have a chip on their shoulder. Just saying... Ya Dig?...

Monday, June 06, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Church Sex Scandal/Bishop Eddie Long

Keeping It Real: Masturbation, Massages & Oral Sex are few of the sexual acts, that have been claimed  by four men who say they were coerced into these sexual acts by renowned Bishop Eddie Long!


Bishop Long SETTLED this lawsuit and they put a GAG ORDER on any information, so the findings and settlement is private and NOT of public record! Hmmmmmmm


Did this married man of GOD commit adulterous, homosexual acts with these young men? I SAY YES!!!  It did state he "allegedly" gave expensive gifts to these men and sent them numerous pictures of himself, what man of the cloth does that? I know several ORDAINED Ministers, Pastors, Bishops and Preachers who say they would HAVE NEVER SETTLED this case and would have taken it to the max, if they WEREN'T GUILTY!

How do you settle a case of this magnitude and say I am not guilty, I am only settling to stop all the GOSSIP, irreparable harm & division, it has brought into my church! WHAT?????  


Bishop Eddie Long should be ashamed of what he did and now tries to cover it up by settling and not making the public privy to what he did! His followers seemed to have more Faith in him than God! Ya Dig?..

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: There Is A God!!

Keeping It Real: I can feel him in my feet, hands, body and heart! If you woke up this morning, Praise God! If you have a job, roof over your head, food in your fridge, PRAISE GOD! He is all I need to get by! Ya Dig?..

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: LADIES, Open Toed Shoe Pledge

  • Keeping It Real: Alright ladies, it's that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of a few things. So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me below...

  • The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
    As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:

    I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

  • I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.

  • I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

  • I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

  • I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

  • I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.

  • If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back! into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.

  • I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholls if my feet need him.

  • I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids’ sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

  • I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

  • I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

  • I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

  • I will promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $20 or $25 and worth EVERY penny).

  • I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.

    Don't keep this is to yourself - pass it on to other sisters. Ya Dig?...

Friday, June 03, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: I'm Playing!!!!

Keeping It Real: Why is that when a person says or does something very negative and you react, they say, I was just playing, joking and or kidding around? I say, bullshit, because friends, don't intentionally say and or do something to impact or hurt you! In my most honest opinion, a person that says and does that, only does it to get a reaction and when they see, it has hurt you, then its, I'm playing! Playing, my ass! Ya Dig?...  

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Evelyn Lozada on BasketBall Wives

Keeping It Real: In all honesty, the name should have never been BB wives! There IS only one wife, who is on her way to being an EX-WIFE, 2 ex-wives and the rest are baby MOTHERS, ex-girlfriends & cheerleaders who may have screwed a BB player!!


Onto the lesson, Evelyn, in my eyes KNOWS who and how to pick her battles! Is it me, or has anybody else NOTICED, she can throw a drink in some of the other women faces, slap women, jump tough in their faces BUT, Tami Roman, she stops short? Is it because, she knows, a well whipped ass will come out of it! 

Has VH1 threatened Tami or has Evelyn threatened her with a LAWSUIT, if she lays hands on her. Last season, Tami would have tore Evelyn a new asshole, if things panned out the way they have, just from opening show this season! Has Tami, been threatened with a lawsuit? I say YES!!!!! 


Ladies, let's be real...The TSHIRT quality SUCKS!! You are buying a tshirt for $30 dollars, that have NO GOOD QUALITY about it! They look as if, they were made in a grade school craft class! Regular shirts with IRON ON letters??? Come on females...You guys are actually buying them???

Tami, I know this was done with $$$$ signs all over it, but there is money to be made! Make your own, yeah, I know she probably has it copyrighted and patented BUT that is the F'N Factor, how about jazzing it up, Non Effing Factor because there is money to be made & you can beat her at her own game! Ya Dig?...

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Secure In Your Sexuality

Keeping It Real: Nowadays, most WOMEN, some men too, are afraid to really pay the same sex gender, a compliment! 


Scenario: I give a friend on Facebook a compliment, I tell her, she is a beautiful woman and she is and she makes the hat she is wearing look good! I get 2 emails from folks asking, "am I  bisexual"? HUH?, because I chose to give this woman a compliment, I have to like women, sexually now? Ain't nothing funny about me, but my jokes! I am a heterosexual woman and have never entertained the thought of being with a woman! I do not have anything against lesbians or bisexual women, just not my cup of tea!


Moral of the story is, I am so secure in my sexuality, that I have NO problem paying another female a compliment, when it is due! I tell women, they wearing that dress, outfit, hairstyle, shoes or whatever WELL and mean it!  Doesn't make me bi, just keeping it real! Ya Dig?...

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