Lesson Of The Day: Fan vs Groupie

Keeping It Real: Scene...


Celeb: Pay for this meal and I will pay you back later.
Groupie: Ok...hehehehehe
Fan: Ummmm, you better pull that wallet out with the credit card & take care of this purchase! I think you have more than me! Please..

Celeb: I don't give oral sex but I like having it done!
Groupie: *drop to knees*...LOL
Fan: No do me, I no do you!! OK!!!


Celeb: I want a threesome, if you won't do it, I'll get somebody else 
Groupie: (even if she doesn't get down like that) OK!!!
Fan: Putting back on clothes and saying, you need to start calling somebody ELSE!!!


Celeb: His picture or something he said and has been PROVEN, says, it ain't nothing but haters!
Groupie: Yep, I don't believe that shit!
Fan: You should be more careful and stop doing or saying dumb shit.


Celeb: To an older woman, damn, I know we have been together, but your daughter is fine!
Groupie: Well, she is over 18, so I'll ask her! teehehehehehe
Fan: Boy, have you lost your rabbit ass mind! Get the fuck out of here!!


AND CUT..... 

Don't be groupie, always be a fan! Celebrities are just like REGULAR PEOPLE but PAID! They bleed red, shit stinks, walk, talk, eat, shop and everything else just like regular folks. Would you allow one of your *regular friends* to do that above & get away with it? Take off the blinders! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: No A/C, Electric Out....

Keeping It Real: Recently, a storm came through and knocked out the electric in my neighborhood! It was 93 degrees, mind you! So when you have no air, electric is out, so no fans either, you take the clothes you are wearing, preferably something light and dunk them in water, squeeze dry and put back on! Seriously, no joke! That is what I did and the coolness of the wet clothes kept me cool! Every time, they started to dry, I did the steps above over and over until, they restored our electricity! Also, if you do not have a/c, you can do same process and let your fans blow on you, to cool off! Old folks remedies are PROVEN to work, time after time! Ya Dig?..  

Lesson Of The Day: Celebrities,Their Fan Pages & Social Network Sites

Keeping It Real: I would SURE LOVE to be a fly on the wall when some of these celebs read what their fans say to them! 

I have seen on numerous sites for my favorite celeb (Idris Elba), some of the raunchiest words and pictures! I see, women, literally throwing their cyberspace "PANTIES" at him! 

I am on Twitter and the females on there BEGGING for attention, literally begging celebs to say hello and give me a birthday shoutout! It is UNREAL!

I would love to be a fly on the wall and listen to some of their remarks about the comments they receive! I can just about imagine what they say. LOL Ya Dig?...       

Lesson Of The Day: What The Hell Moment On BET Awards

Keeping It Real: What the HELL???? LOL The fan, Tiffany Green, read the name "Chris Brown," then immediately corrected herself and said, "I'm sorry, the winner is Rihanna."  But the winner wasn't Rihanna. It was Drake...or was it? Ha. She said she was so embarrassed, because the teleprompter had shit all wrong, was it a blunder cuz shit has never, ever happened like that before! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Celebs on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace & Their "Fans"

Keeping It Real: Hahaha, I have to laugh because I sure would love to be a fly on the wall or in their presence when they read some of the posts left by their "fans"! 

I have never seen so much ass kissing, groveling & butt licking in my life! Some folks will go to the extreme to get a celeb's attention! Haha WOW! They post naked pictures, say raunchy, sexual comments, NOT giving a DAMN that their words and pictures are being viewed and read by thousands, hell, millions!!!, HOPING just hoping to get a inkling of attention from the celeb! 

Let's not forget about the YES folks they surround themselves with, that regardless of what they say and or do, it is ALWAYS OK by their YES folks! They are the real ass kissers! Please don't say anything negative about one of their fav celebs, they will tweet, post, like and or put the reply @ sign and include them in the convo even though they haven't said a word, those are ones really trying to get attention! 

WOW, I said all of this to say, we are here to serve them as fans, not be THEIR SERVANTS! They NEED you more than you need them, see, we pay their BILLS! They can't get paid with out US!  Ya Dig?...