Lesson Of The Day: Glory To God

Keeping It Real: Lord,  I know sometimes we try to do things on our own. Help us to always depend on You and know that You are in charge of everything.We have hard heads and sometimes stray away from what You can and have done for us! We forget that waking up every morning is by Your Grace, Lord! We forget the many Blessings, that You bestow on us each and every day! To see, smell, hear, talk, feel, work, love, hug, comfort, eat, friends & family! Through You and with You all things are possible, Father and I say Thank You! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Gimme Some Becky!! I Want Some Monica!

Keeping It Real: If your name is Becky or Monica, change it! LOL 

I, often wonder how women with these names like how their name is referenced with ORAL SEX!! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: On Time....

Keeping It Real: Better late than never BUT never late is better! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Self Worth

Keeping It Real: Never make yourself feel like nothing to make someone else feel like everything! Never make someone a priority while you remain an option! Never chase love, attention or affection! If it's not given freely, it's not worth having! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: M & M's

Keeping It Real: I have read about and seen people actually have a color they like! Some will only eat certain colors, my question is: WHY??? I tried each individual color from plain and peanuts and they all have the SAME FLAVOR! Is it me or just a pyschological thang with some folks? They all taste the same!! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: A House Is A House

Keeping It Real: A house is a house and a home is a house BUT A HOUSE WITH NO FOUNDATION IS JUST A PILE OF BRICKS...Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Candy Love

Keeping It Real: He was standing there looking like MR GOODBAR. I don't remember his name, it could have been MIKE & IKE, HEATH, or maybe even REESE.We not gonna SNICKER at his M&M, even tho' they were small as MILK DUDS. I heard BABY RUTH say, he aint no damn ZERO, he sometimes act NUTRAEGEOUS,  hell, he sitting on a 100 GRAND. She said his HERSHEY KISSES tasted like PEPPERMINT and his 3 MUSKETEERS was GOOD & PLENTY.When he hit her TWIX her REDHOT KITKAT, he yelled SKOR and she screamed out his name OH HENRY and moaned PAYDAY!!He finished her off with his BUTTERFINGER and sent her floating on her MILKY WAY. She said he wanted to TAKE 5, because her WHATCHAMACALIT was so much ALMOND JOY, when he came in her MOUND!!. He told her she was a LIFESAVER...........Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Thank You, Father...

Keeping It Real: Heavenly Father; I Come to you As Humble As I Know How. I Confess My Sins, Those Known & Unknown. Lord, you Know I'm Not Perfect & I Fall Short Every day Of My Life. I Just Want to Take Time Out to Say Thank you. Thank you for your Mercy. Thank you for My Home, Car, Food, Life, and Everything I Do Have. I Realize That this Life I'm Living Is Full Of Trials & Tribulations But Thank you for Not Putting More On Me Than I Can Bear.

The Next Time you Get Ready to Complain, Tell The Devil you are A Blessed Child Of God & you Have More to Be Thankful for Than to Worry About. We Must Go Thru The Storm to Appreciate The Sunshine! Ya Dig?..

Thanks Robin aka Cool Mama for this lesson.  

Lesson Of The Day: Females & Their Profile Avatars/Icons/Pictures

Keeping It Real: Ya know, sometimes, I can go on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace and other social network sites and get my lessons of the day from there! 

If woman uses her ass and or breasts as her profile picture, does that mean her ass looks better than her face? Is it cute, hell to the naw! Think it might be somebody's screensaver, when they do, hell to the yes! Please believe, when men tell you it is cute, leave it, 9 out of 10 times, they say to their friends, look at this trifling"bitch"!


I have 7 brothers, all but 2 are younger than me...I listen and ask them questions!

I see more and more women who claim they are models, actresses and NOT strippers/prostitutes/callgirls using their ass or with their ass hanging out as avatars! If you don't respect yourself and or your children/family, why should you get upset when a person, especially a man disrespect you? Grow some dignity! Just sayin... Ya Dig? 

Lesson Of The Day: Male Enhancement Products

Keeping It Real: Viagra, Extenze, Ageless Male, Dick Puller/Pumps are some of the enhancing products on the market today to enhance and or "supposedly" make some men penises longer & harder! They DO NOT make you perform BETTER sexually, if you were a LOUSY LAY before you took pills, then you are going to be a lousy lay after taking them! PILLS don't give you SKILLS! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Good Morning

Keeping It Real: When I woke up this morning in bed I asked myself: What is Life about?

 

 I found the answer in my very room:

The Fan said, “Be Cool".

The Roof said, "Aim High".

The Window said, “see the World".

The Clock said, "Every Minute is Precious".

The Mirror said," Reflect before U Act".

The Calendar said, “be up 2 Date".

The Door said," Push Hard for your Goals".

The Carpet said," Kneel down & Pray"

Remain Flavored & Highly Favored, God Loves You.

So be blessed & have a wonderfully safe day......Ya Dig?...      

 

Lesson Of The Day: "Woe Is Me"

Keeping It Real: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On & crashed into We All Have Problems before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-WHO-CARES. This is Dr Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'. Suck it up,sweetie! Life doesn't revolve around you. Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Sisterfriends...

Keeping It Real: 1st, I want to thank Viola Tucker Of WI for this wonderful word, she is truly a sisterfriend! 

A sisterfriend should be the 3 G's, meaning, Good, Great & Glad to have as a friend! She is someone you can reach out to for help, comfort and just to be there! She should be special and can make a difference in your life. She should be someone you can look up to, respect and truly cherish! In times of need, in times of trouble, If you are feeling sad, if you need a hug, shoulder to cry on, somebody to stand by your side, they are with you til the end, through thick and thin, then you know you  have a sisterfriend! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Action Speaks Louder Than Words

Keeping It Real: What people DO means so much MORE than what people SAY!! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: God & Friends

Keeping It Real: "I prayed to God to keep me away from my enemies, and I started losing friends"! They come dressed in sheep's clothing, smile in your face, break bread with you, borrow money & privy to you & your information! Keep an eye on your CLOSE friend. Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Abortions

Keeping It Real: Women do not want to be dictated about what to do with their bodies, sooooooooo let women take responsibility for what they do and there would be less abortions! 

Abortions should NOT be used as a method of birth control but only when medically necessary and if charged the same rate as giving birth, I WOULD stake MY LIFE on it, there would be less of it! 

If you love with no glove, lay and play, have sex with NO latex, then the woman should be held accountable! There are TOO many other effective forms of birth control! Ya Dig?...  

Lesson Of The Day: Let's Grow Old Together!

Keeping It Real: Life has TRULY rewritten this line! Now it's, will you be my ride and die chick or be ONE of my baby's mamas! No more waiting til I get married or I want to spend the rest of my life with you, it's all about the get in, where you fit in now! Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: TV Infomercials

Keeping It Real: Hahahahaahahahaha, call within 15 minutes and get free s/h! 1st 500 callers get an extra product if they call in NOW! Next day, same infomercial with SAME info! 

Most of the products are STRAIGHT UP garbage and their customer service is NONEXISTENT ( meaning they WILL NOT answer) or they are the BETTY on the commercial when the woman is trying to cash in her points! LOL 

Some do not speak English or they will hang up on you or keep you at bay over the ALLOTED time, you are supposed to send for your money back. Then you are 1 day over! Your 30 days usually starts when they send out product BUT they say from the time you receive! BULLSHIT!! 

Most are going by the cliche': there is a sucker born every minute. Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: Porn Stars & Movies

Keeping It Real: Could you be a porn star? 

I have made some movies with my ex hubby that would probably put Ron Jeremy, Tracy Lord and Vanessa Del Rio to shame! They ain't got shit on me! LOL 

On the real though, in this day & time, when diseases are so rapid and you can carry shit around like luggage, HOW CAN THEY MAKE MOVIES with multiple partners and NOT use condoms? I know they say, they get them tested, but how many times have tests came back inconclusive or positive but should have been negative?  Manmade shit make mistakes all the time!

I got a lot of freak in me BUT have never entertained the thought of being with a woman, let alone slobbering a man's knob down after I have watched him jab another female with it and DO NOT WASH it off 'cept with my saliva! UH-UH Ya Dig?.... 

Lesson Of The Day: Celebrities, Reality TV Stars & Their Hackers

Keeping It Real: Why is that ONLY these people get their shit hacked into and ONLY nude, naked photos appear? Do they ever get BLACKMAILED?


Things is, if they hacked into your phone, DID THEY HAVE SAID PHONE?, because if they hacked into phone account, IT DOES NOT HAVE YOUR GRAPHICS on your account but if they have access to phone, thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, the person HAS to know who did it!!!

Vivaca Fox sucking peter, Jen & Evelyn from BasketBall Wives, booty BUTT ass naked, Paris Hilton sucking peter,  Ne-Yo, getting his peter sucked, Tommy & Pam getting it on, Kim & Ray J, getting busy and the list on these famous FOLKS goes on and on...I want to know how did somebody leak this shit without having access to phones and or said pictures?


Half of 'em, I believe LEAKED the shit themselves, if not all! Ya Dig?

Lesson Of The Day: Celebrities,Their Fan Pages & Social Network Sites

Keeping It Real: I would SURE LOVE to be a fly on the wall when some of these celebs read what their fans say to them! 

I have seen on numerous sites for my favorite celeb (Idris Elba), some of the raunchiest words and pictures! I see, women, literally throwing their cyberspace "PANTIES" at him! 

I am on Twitter and the females on there BEGGING for attention, literally begging celebs to say hello and give me a birthday shoutout! It is UNREAL!

I would love to be a fly on the wall and listen to some of their remarks about the comments they receive! I can just about imagine what they say. LOL Ya Dig?...       

Lesson Of The Day: "Come As You Are"...

Keeping It Real: Why do MOST people ALWAYS interpret "come as you are" in the Bible as attire? It has NOTHING to do with how you look, dress, talk, & walk BUT has EVERYTHING to do with, what is in your heart, your sins, your dirt, your trials.

God says come as you are and I will cleanse and help you! He doesn't care how you dress BUT you should respect His House! Come as you are WITH ALL YOUR SINS, TRIALS and God will take it from there! Ya Dig?...

Happy Birthday Ashlee, My Beautiful Daughter

Singing Happy Birthday To My One & Only Chocolate Chip Ashlee, I love you so much and enjoy your day!!

Lesson Of The Day: Old School, Back In The Day, Remember When!

Keeping It Real: Every thing was SO much simpler, easier and cheaper! Ya Dig?

Lesson Of The Day: Drama Free...

Keeping It Real: If you EVER notice that, when certain folks only bring drama to the table...it's time to let them start eating by themselves! Ya Dig?...

Happy Birthday Sanai, My Beautiful Granddaughter

Happy Birthday My Beautiful Granddaughter

Lesson Of The Day: Women Have Special Powers

Keeping It Real: Women have special powers. They get wet with out water, they bleed with out injury, they make boneless meat get hard, fart out of 2 holes and make men eat with out cooking ..Ya Dig?..

Lesson Of The Day: No "END" To Ending...

Keeping It Real: Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending, Keep it real & straight without bending, Get to know who you are befriending, Understand, so there is no amending, Look before ascending, an important day, make sure you are attending, some things are done at all cost, then you do not care about spending! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: YES or NO

Keeping It Real: Have you EVER had a p*ssy wrapped around your neck? This is for ladies and men!! Have you? 

Now think carefully before you respond, because if you have, then.....ding, ding, you win the prize! LOL 

If you haven't and you weren't a C-section baby, then you are an asshole baby! OK, because EVERY person that has entered this world, 'cept c-sections, come by way of the vagina, so inevitably, you have had a p*ssy wrapped around your neck, at least once ! Ya Dig?...

OOPs, I WON it again....

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Happy 4th Of July....

✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ If You're Proud To Be An American, Wave
✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ This Flag In Honor Of The Fallen Men
✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ And Women Who Serve Our Country
✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ And For Those Who Are Still Fighting
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ THANKS AMERICAN SOLDIERS! Also for OUR Independence! 

If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life that surrounds me,
And I had to start again with just my children, friends and my family.
I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today,
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom, it has been a long road, but we are making it and they can't take that away. Ya Dig?....

Thanks Lisa Butterworth Miller for the inspiration of these words!

 

 

Lesson Of The Day: Long As I Have King Jesus

Keeping It Real: You can be lied on, talked about, mistreated, disrespected, beat down, hungry, sick and tired BUT as long as you have him in your heart, mind, body & soul and know the many Blessings he can bestow upon you, YOU DON'T NEED nobody else and I mean nobody else! Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: It's About Damn Time

Keeping It Real: Glenn Beck fat RACIST's ass is off the air! Thanks FOX tv, but you all should have "axed" his show long, long, long time ago!

Over 300 advertisers abandoned Beck. The effort has been credited by the Washington Post, New York Times, and others as having turned him into too much of a financial liability for Fox to keep on air.

This victory proves that everyday people working together can make change. But as we celebrate this moment, let's be clear — our work isn't finished. Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch — the men who truly call the shots at Fox News and Business networks — still permit race-baiting on their networks. It’s up to us to fight back. 

By ensuring that all of our voices are heard, we can hold those in power accountable for how they represent, portray and treat our communities. Ya Dig?...

Lesson Of The Day: America & Their OUT OF CONTROL Politicians

Keeping It Real: What the hell is really going on? Talk about abusing their power and leadership is getting so ri-DAM-diculous, in my opinion, they are threatening to destroy the trust we have and hold for the people elected to represent us!


Let's name a few, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Edwards, Anthony Weiner, Kwame Kilpatrick, Bill Clinton, Clarence Thomas, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, JFK, John McCain (yes, look it up), Gary Hart, Jim McGreevey, Elliot Spitzer, Gary Condit,  let's take it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back...Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Benjamin Franklin,  Thomas Jefferson, Grover Cleveland and the list can go on and on and on...


No one is perfect but please or at least pretend you understand how important it is to be accountable for your stupid actions! So stop all the bullshit and stay in your lane! Ya Dig?..