Keeping It Real: You know when, you are walking down a deserted grocery's aisle, break wind and pray nobody comes in the aisle and soon as you finish praying, here comes a person!
You know when, you are on an elevator, full of people and YOU break wind because it can't be blamed on you! Do you look around like the other people when the smell is in full effect?
You know when, you break wind and you get that warm sensation, do you immediately go to the bathroom to check?
You know when, a person with the most horrendous breath starts talking in your face, do you immediately start looking for a mint or piece of gum? hold your breath? or pull your head back with your nose scrunched up?
You know when, a person breath stank so bad and they are holding a baby, you asked them, if the baby boobooed and they need to check their pamper?
You know when, you are in a group of people and a person walks, drives or come by and you start talking about the person and somebody in the crowd says, yeah, they are related to me!
mmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmm Ya Dig?
You know when, you are on an elevator, full of people and YOU break wind because it can't be blamed on you! Do you look around like the other people when the smell is in full effect?
You know when, you break wind and you get that warm sensation, do you immediately go to the bathroom to check?
You know when, a person with the most horrendous breath starts talking in your face, do you immediately start looking for a mint or piece of gum? hold your breath? or pull your head back with your nose scrunched up?
You know when, a person breath stank so bad and they are holding a baby, you asked them, if the baby boobooed and they need to check their pamper?
You know when, you are in a group of people and a person walks, drives or come by and you start talking about the person and somebody in the crowd says, yeah, they are related to me!
mmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmm Ya Dig?
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