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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Lesson Of The Day: Keep It In Perspective

Keeping It Real: 

Me (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something?

 GOD: Sure.

 Me: Promise you won't get mad?

 GOD: I promise.

 Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

 GOD: What do you mean?

 Me: Well I woke up late,

 GOD: Yes

 Me: My car took forever to start,

 GOD: Okay....

 Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait

 GOD: Hmmmm..

 Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call

 GOD: All right

 Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?

 GOD: Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.

 Me (humbled): Oh...

 GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that might have hit you if you were on the road

 Me (ashamed): ............

 GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work

 Me (embarrassed): Oh.....

 GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered

 Me (softly): I see God

 GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

 Me: I'm sorry God.

 GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.........in all things, the good and the bad

 Me: I WILL trust you God

 GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan

 Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.

 GOD: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children. Ya Dig?...
 

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