Lesson Of The Day: Candy Love...

He was standing there looking like MR GOODBAR. I don't remember his name, it could have been MIKE & IKE, HEATH, or maybe even REESE.We not gonna SNICKER at his M&M, even though they were small as MILK DUDS. I heard BABY RUTH say, he aint no damn ZERO, he sometimes act NUTRAEGEOUS,  hell, he sitting on a 100 GRAND. She said his HERSHEY KISSES tasted like PEPPERMINT and his 3 MUSKETEERS was GOOD & PLENTY.When he hit her TWIX her REDHOT KITKAT, he yelled SKOR and she screamed out his name OH HENRY and moaned PAYDAY!! He finished her off with his BUTTERFINGER and sent her floating on her MILKY WAY. She said he wanted to TAKE 5, because her WHATCHAMACALIT was so much ALMOND JOY, when he came in her MOUND!!.  

So Ladies, Don't give up your HERSHEY KISSES to a SUGARDADDY looking for a PAYDAY or to a DUM DUM like MIKE & IKE who pretends to be MR. GOODBAR but is only a MILK DUD! Flee from AIRHEADS who only come around NOW N LATER for your WHATCHAMACALLIT trying to steal all your ALMOND JOY! Ladies, pass the MILKY WAY there is a LIFE SAVER named JESUS! The sweetest name I've ever known and he aint no BUTTERFINGER!! Ya Dig?...