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Showing posts with label mother said. Show all posts

Friday, January 13, 2012

Lesson Of The Day: Jay Z And The B Word


Keeping It Real: I find it FULARIOUS (fucking hilarious, thanks Idris Elba for this word) that Jay Z has decided to stop using the word BITCH because of the birth of his daughter.

We all know a bitch is not a woman but a female dog, OK!! 

More importantly, Jay Z has a Mother, Grandmother (2 of them), Sisters, Aunts, Female Cousins & WIFE before his daughter came into this world and it takes a birth to make him STOP calling women a word, he shouldn't have called them in the 1st place!!  

How does having a girl child make him see that word differently?, when all along, he had girl people surrounding him!!!! 

Glad for the birth of his daughter and Happy, her birth gave him some damn sense! Ya Dig?......

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Momma Said....

Keeping It Real: My mother said, you TRAIN animals & you TEACH children & people! My momma said, KIDS are born to goats and people have CHILDREN! My momma said, you're so smart, you're dumb! My momma said, you can start it BUT I will finish it! My momma said, all Black people are not ignorant & dumb just like all White people are not smart! My momma said, 1+1 does not equal 3, dammit! My momma said, walk softly & carry a BIG stick and if they get out of order, beat the shit out 'em! My momma said, never be a Bully & never hit 1st but when touched, get their ass for old and new! Ya Dig?...

Friday, October 28, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Momma Said......

Keeping It Real: Momma said, go outside and cut me a switch to WHIP YOUR ASS WITH! Momma said, I will beat the skin off your ass! Momma said, you better beat the streetlights home! Momma said, I'm going to get you for the old and the new! Momma said, hand me that remote, after getting up and coming to door, yelling out your name for you to come inside and give it to her! Momma said, I will slap the taste out of your mouth! Momma said, I will put my foot so far up your ass! Momma said, I will knock your damn brains out! Momma said, you know, you on punishment until the next report card comes out, for getting that F. Momma said, I wish the hell you would! Momma said, I will knock the black off of you! Momma said, I will beat you til kingdom comes! Momma said, if you do not fight back, just know, you will be fighting me, when you get here! Momma said, you too fast (girl) and you too mannish (boy)! Momma said, make sure you keep your pocketbook, washed & clean. Momma said, don't let them boys put no bug in your ear! LOL Ya Dig?....