THERE WERE SPECIAL INGREDIENTS GOD USED IN MAKING A “GOOD BLACK MAN”.
I'm making a Black man cake, because I'm hungry as hell and the sweet tooth I have only a brotha’ can break the spell. Let me reach into my cupboard to see what I can find, to make a mix that will stick to my stomach and blow a brotha’s mind.
2 cups of Respect me as your woman, wife, lover and friend
1 cup of molasses brown, because he's got to be sweet, mental, deep, chocolate and feet firmly planted on the ground.
Nutmeg is always good to bring a smile to his face
A few cups of The Bible, so he knows about God’s Good Grace.
I won't bite into anything that's not spiritually found, I want him to know the Lord, he can’t be hellbound.
I am adding 2 sticks of butter, because he must have flavor
2 tablespoons of vanilla, something we women savor
I must add eggs so he can do his man thing, that is number one. Can't leave him hanging cause I know he wants his pretty princess and a strong son.
I think I'll add a little hard liquor, cause I want a manly man
Just for the record, you ain’t a MANLY MAN, until you had some black woman tan.
For a responsible man, I'll throw in some big tasty coconuts, so when she busts that outer shell, the savory juice will fill her gut!!
I'll add 3 cups of bravery, 3 cups of honesty & 3 cups of courage and into the oven to bake
Turn it to 425 degrees, set the timer and wait for my REAL BLACK MAN CAKE!!
Now when it's done sistas, I won't share his wealth, but I'm sharing the recipe as I'm consuming this black man cake, ALL BY MYSELF. Ya Dig?.....
I'm making a Black man cake, because I'm hungry as hell and the sweet tooth I have only a brotha’ can break the spell. Let me reach into my cupboard to see what I can find, to make a mix that will stick to my stomach and blow a brotha’s mind.
2 cups of Respect me as your woman, wife, lover and friend
1 cup of molasses brown, because he's got to be sweet, mental, deep, chocolate and feet firmly planted on the ground.
Nutmeg is always good to bring a smile to his face
A few cups of The Bible, so he knows about God’s Good Grace.
I won't bite into anything that's not spiritually found, I want him to know the Lord, he can’t be hellbound.
I am adding 2 sticks of butter, because he must have flavor
2 tablespoons of vanilla, something we women savor
I must add eggs so he can do his man thing, that is number one. Can't leave him hanging cause I know he wants his pretty princess and a strong son.
I think I'll add a little hard liquor, cause I want a manly man
Just for the record, you ain’t a MANLY MAN, until you had some black woman tan.
For a responsible man, I'll throw in some big tasty coconuts, so when she busts that outer shell, the savory juice will fill her gut!!
I'll add 3 cups of bravery, 3 cups of honesty & 3 cups of courage and into the oven to bake
Turn it to 425 degrees, set the timer and wait for my REAL BLACK MAN CAKE!!
Now when it's done sistas, I won't share his wealth, but I'm sharing the recipe as I'm consuming this black man cake, ALL BY MYSELF. Ya Dig?.....
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