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Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Monday, November 07, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Girl vs. Woman

Keeping It Real: Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown Women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fit in. Girls worry about not being pretty and or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue. Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so. Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'. Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Grown women know that was just one man. Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'. Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness. Girls will read this and get an attitude. Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends! Time for the Big Girl Panties, put them on! Ya Dig?...

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Abortions

Keeping It Real: Women do not want to be dictated about what to do with their bodies, sooooooooo let women take responsibility for what they do and there would be less abortions! 

Abortions should NOT be used as a method of birth control but only when medically necessary and if charged the same rate as giving birth, I WOULD stake MY LIFE on it, there would be less of it! 

If you love with no glove, lay and play, have sex with NO latex, then the woman should be held accountable! There are TOO many other effective forms of birth control! Ya Dig?...  

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Women Have Special Powers

Keeping It Real: Women have special powers. They get wet with out water, they bleed with out injury, they make boneless meat get hard, fart out of 2 holes and make men eat with out cooking ..Ya Dig?..

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Short Police/Security & Women Police Officers

Keeping It Real: Why is that MOST short police officers and MOST women police officers and I say most because I have a sister-in-law and a friend from high school that are women police officers and it DOES NOT apply to them, but why is it that most short and most women police officers were PUNKS in school and the minute they are given that badge, uniform, car & gun, they become SUPER BAD & TOUGH ASSES?! 

They are usually the meanest ones on the crew and talk the most shit and have never been tough until they become a cop! Almost every short cop and or woman cop I have encountered always seem to have a chip on their shoulder. Just saying... Ya Dig?...

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Secure In Your Sexuality

Keeping It Real: Nowadays, most WOMEN, some men too, are afraid to really pay the same sex gender, a compliment! 


Scenario: I give a friend on Facebook a compliment, I tell her, she is a beautiful woman and she is and she makes the hat she is wearing look good! I get 2 emails from folks asking, "am I  bisexual"? HUH?, because I chose to give this woman a compliment, I have to like women, sexually now? Ain't nothing funny about me, but my jokes! I am a heterosexual woman and have never entertained the thought of being with a woman! I do not have anything against lesbians or bisexual women, just not my cup of tea!


Moral of the story is, I am so secure in my sexuality, that I have NO problem paying another female a compliment, when it is due! I tell women, they wearing that dress, outfit, hairstyle, shoes or whatever WELL and mean it!  Doesn't make me bi, just keeping it real! Ya Dig?...

Friday, May 13, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Bisexual Men/Women

Keeping It Real: We know "most" men could care less if the woman is bisexual, they are more worried about being left out and not invited to participate BUT ladies, if you find out your man is BISEXUAL, would you keep him? Could you stay with him? I have to say hell to the naw, I couldn't and wouldn't and would be so very pissed off if I find out he is and or caught him at play! Sucking and licking on another man, uh-uh! I have nothing against the gay/lesbians/homosexuals but just not my man, OK!! Ya Dig?..  

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Toys!

Keeping It Real: Children have their toys, Men have their toys and Women have their toys, too! Ya Dig?..

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Black & White Women

Keeping It Real: It's funny how these race of women are trying to become one another! 

The Black women are getting breast implants, nose jobs to make their nose keener and smaller, weave past their assholes and wearing colored eyes other than brown and black! 

The White women are getting so tanned, they either look orange or Hispanic! They are wearing weave, braids, getting their lips inflated and butt implants to have a bigger ass. Oh yeah and most LOVE OUR Black men! LOL

Hmmmm, I have nothing against other races, but I refused to change the looks that my PARENTS Blessed me with just so I can "supposedly" look better! Hell, I am perfect the way I am! Ya Dig?..

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Male Actors & Their Books

When did actors become motivational speakers, marriage & relationships counselors without going to school for it? 

Better yet, how can a FEMALE KNOW and have heard over a million times the exact same things they are saying in their books? WHAT?, it sounds better paying $49.95 for a celeb's book to make you believe what you have been told numerous times by family members, friends and women period??? 

The Steve Harveys, Tyreses & Hill Harpers are exploding on the scene, writing ish, women have known for ages and I guess, because a celeb male wrote and put a price on it, it is so much more believable to them! 

UN FREAKINGREAL!! 

By no means, am I hating on the brothers, I say get it, get it!, but I am hating on some of the women who I think are dumb for feeding into the b/s! Ya Dig?..

Friday, March 25, 2011

Just A Thought....

Why is that Big men are sometimes called Tiny and Little men are called BIG? and please tell me why men will lie about their height? I guess it is like women lying about their weight and age, huh? LOL 

Monday, March 21, 2011

Lesson Of The Day: Women & Special Powers..

Keeping It Real: Women have special powers. They get wet with out water, they bleed with out injury, they make boneless meat get hard, and make men eat with out cooking! Ya Dig?..